Helium Hearts

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

how does yahoo even have enough money to buy tumblr nobody uses their site

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

masamaruskull:

rb-modblog:

french-miaou:

you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money

man you guys are way behind 

crikey 

straya

What is that picture?

Is there a new version of Monopoly out?

THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr, via pizza)

(via kathlynnguyen)

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

(Source: amourlemonde, via you-psycho-glitter-bitch)

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

(via tyler-hoe-kley)

vriksaserket:

dr-horribles-sing-along-yaoi:

vriksaserket:

milk isnt supposed to be in the toilet but it is

darling, that’s semen.

(Source: rnilkbreath, via tyler-hoe-kley)

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

(via you-psycho-glitter-bitch)

toukos:

austriasweden:

toukos:

héllo yés í ám spéákíng frénch

*Bonjour. *Oui, *je *suis *parler *français

ok congratulations u missed the joke good job

(via tyler-hoe-kley)

biebersdiary:

Dear Diary,

I asked the Seating Planner at the Billboard Awards to have Nicki sit behind Selenur, so she can keep and eye out. You can never be too safe.

-Justin

(via tyler-hoe-kley)

tandembike:

THIS IS HONESTLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SCENES

(Source: didyoueatallthisacid)