Helium Hearts

I'm brooke. music and funny stuff. my dad looks like nigel thornberry.




today in class i said a really funny pun but it was 100% not intensional 

well, i hope it wasn’t english class because whoever spells intentional like that is a complete idiot

i totally agree 

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so anyway do any dads follow me

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it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

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"its britney bitch"

the bible (leviticus 7:58)

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