how does yahoo even have enough money to buy tumblr nobody uses their site
you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
milk isnt supposed to be in the toilet but it is
darling, that’s semen.
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
héllo yés í ám spéákíng frénch
*Bonjour. *Oui, *je *suis *parler *français
ok congratulations u missed the joke good job
I asked the Seating Planner at the Billboard Awards to have Nicki sit behind Selenur, so she can keep and eye out. You can never be too safe.