Helium Hearts

I'm brooke. music and funny stuff. my dad looks like nigel thornberry.

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via mikewazzupski)

neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

(via does-it-float)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(via hi)

homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
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(via lohanthony)

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

(via mikewazzupski)

unsmokable:

being heartless is more fun than being nice tbh

(via borinq)